wednesday decided to be awesome today. we should all learn from the example!
this is the same basic idea as monday’s comic. but in this one i applied the first rule of webcomics: “a dinosaur will make it like a hundred times cooler.”
anyway, that is all. i hope your wednesday flies around in a helicopter for [...]
monday!!!
maybe this is not a comic. maybe it is a statement. maybe it is an observation of reality. maybe i wanted to draw a lot of ties and hair styles. maybe tonight.
it is easy to lose sight of what is important. it is made easier by the constant declaration of arbitrary social norms by every [...]
friday apologizes for the lack of a wednesday comic, for friday was hungry and ate it and we were all very sad about it.
when you are very, very drunk, slumped over a dirty bar, surrounded by uncaring strangers and attractive women who will not look at you, sometimes you think you see god, but it [...]
friday is here you guys! now the party can begin!
i have nothing of note to say because all i can think about is how much i would like to help the moon, but gravity is an unbeatable enemy to all of us, especially me.
i hope friday can cure you of whatever ails you.
-jared
#261 a holiday message from a prominent religious figure. kind of.
December 20th, 2010 | by the scientisthello, monday. i see you are not getting the hint.
so, this comic has satan in it. my marketing people swore to me that there was an untapped market somewhere that this would appeal to. those people no longer work for me, nor did they ever.
i will post another comic on wednesday, and then i will [...]
#225 sometimes life is like this, you guys, but not always, so do not worry so much.
October 1st, 2010 | by the scientistfriday, fuck you, man.
apologies if ‘totally depressing’ is not the flavor of comic you prefer. yesterday, the day i drew this comic, about the time i was going to head in to the office to draw something funny on the computer, i got a call from my friend, who was a little bit desperate. i [...]
#221 oh snap there are three comics in this post!
September 22nd, 2010 | by the scientisthello, wednesday, i believe you owe me an apology.
i think the ‘format’ is this: if i think up one comic, then i will post it. if i think up 8 comics, i will post them all. if i think up three, well, that is okay too. maybe a ‘lack of format’ is my ‘format.’ i [...]
#210 a sad but also not very sad goodbye.
August 27th, 2010 | by the scientistwhoa, friday, you snuck up on me! and stabbed me… why would you do this??
this comic brings to a close a very long story arc that started with this comic. some endings are sad, that is just how life is.
before you judge me for the music i listened to while i made this, i suggest [...]
that is not a real word. do not use it in public or people will make fun you, and i will not do very much to discourage them.
my psyche is a treacherous, twisty series of tubes, and i find the most crushingly sad aspects of life to be among the funniest. it is probably a [...]
happy friday! to celebrate friday, i present you with a short, kind of sad story about dracula. life is not always candy corn and waterslides. this comic was kind of an experiment. i have not decided how to interpret the results. it is 100% digital, start to finish, which is not something i normally do. [...]













