friday, i missed you so damn much!
so this is the second comic in a row that is about the ruler of a country. that is cool, i guess, maybe.
okay i will cut to the chase. i had a less than satisfying night last night and need to sleep now. you have a startlingly beautiful weekend [...]
friday found us. oh no!
when i turned 21, i think i stopped drinking as much. maybe i did not really like drinking as much as i liked stealing alcohol from people’s parties.
pets are cool. do you have any pets? i have had a number of pets in my life. right now i have a cat. [...]
that is not a real word. do not use it in public or people will make fun you, and i will not do very much to discourage them.
my psyche is a treacherous, twisty series of tubes, and i find the most crushingly sad aspects of life to be among the funniest. it is probably a [...]