| Dec 31 | #264 a nonfiction story about true facts. |
| Dec 27 | will it be awesome to be back oh yes it will! |
| Dec 24 | #263 the spirit of giving. |
| Dec 22 | #262 it is the thought that counts. |
| Dec 20 | #261 a holiday message from a prominent religious figure. kind of. |
| Dec 17 | #260 hey, can i have your old arm, or are you using it for something? |
| Dec 15 | #259 this is a very political comic strip. sooo political. the political-est. |
| Dec 13 | #258 it might be my neighbor. he is a magician i think. |
| Dec 10 | #257 and there is no way the dream will start up again if i fall back asleep. |
| Dec 8 | #256 the art of misdirection. |
| Dec 6 | #255 i can kind of see the resemblance. |
| Dec 3 | #254 it is called ‘bluffing.’ |
| Dec 2 | #253 a simple comic with a complex cultural message. |
| Dec 1 | #252 a few drinks will fix anything. |
| Nov 30 | #251 here is a comic on a tuesday and hey why not. |
| Nov 29 | #250 there are other things that go with mashed potatoes. ‘mix it up’ a little. |
| Nov 26 | #249 every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end. |
| Nov 24 | #248 i think the credit card machine might be broken so i hope you have cash. |
| Nov 22 | #247 i always miss everything so you must tell me all the gory details. so to speak. |
| Nov 19 | #246 this comic is about my obsession with you personally. yes, you. |
| Nov 17 | #245 oh. i wondered why i had never played any sports. i feel kind of silly. |
| Nov 15 | #244 a history of lenient reconstruction. |
| Nov 12 | #243 this is a comic i did not intend to make but okay here it is. |
| Nov 10 | #242 a story about dreams coming true. |
| Nov 8 | #241 desperate times. |
| Nov 5 | #240 the birds and the bees. |
| Nov 3 | #239 because this is what friends do. |
| Nov 1 | #238 this is what halloween has been like since i reluctantly became an adult. |
| Oct 29 | #237 you try to be nice and what does it get you. |
| Oct 27 | #236 if i had written the lion the witch and the wardrobe, it would have been ‘boring as hell’ maybe. |
| Oct 25 | #235 do not underestimate the addictive properties of stuff. |
| Oct 22 | #234 a story about collateral damage. |
| Oct 20 | #233 pulling a heist is how one ‘gets chicks’ i think. |
| Oct 18 | #232 i do not think i have very much to worry about re: ninjas. |
| Oct 15 | #231 it is a job you must take seriously, my friend, if i am to ’score with a hottie.’ |
| Oct 13 | #230 a story about friendship and what it means re: summer ‘get-togethers.’ |
| Oct 11 | #229 unorthodox invitation method i guess maybe. |
| Oct 8 | #228 a change of perspective. |
| Oct 6 | #227 the thrilling conclusion to the preceding comic. |
| Oct 4 | #226 breaking down the fifth wall with a sledgehammer. the room is pentagonal. |
| Oct 1 | #225 sometimes life is like this, you guys, but not always, so do not worry so much. |
| Sep 29 | #224 a story about the nature of time (not really, i guess). |
| Sep 27 | #223 we are as close as two next-door-neighbors can be. |
| Sep 24 | #222 i hope we all learned something today |
| Sep 22 | #221 oh snap there are three comics in this post! |
| Sep 20 | #220 it was really more of a play on words, so his position was not really in danger. |
| Sep 17 | #219 eight individual comics i made for you because i like you. |
| Sep 15 | #218 develop your palate early. you do not want to look like a n00b at the wine bar. |
| Sep 13 | #217 i am not even joking around here. i am too old to joke around. |
| Sep 10 | #216 macro grey goo theory. |
| Sep 8 | #215 now that is way better. |
| Sep 6 | #214 hopefully a glimpse of a possible future (the one with fancy parties and not dumpsters) |
| Sep 3 | #213 I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND. |
| Sep 1 | #212 he flies (drives) around the city making people less hungry and more fat. |
| Aug 30 | #211 |
| Aug 27 | #210 a sad but also not very sad goodbye. |
| Aug 25 | #209 luckily i always carry an emergency taco in my fanny pack. |
| Aug 23 | #208 i kind of like him better now. he was not a good sharer. |
| Aug 20 | #207 …and it tasted good. |
| Aug 19 | #206 i might not have the right tools to fix that part. |
| Aug 18 | #205 here is a diagram of the airplane i flew on from dulles to binghamton. |
| Aug 17 | #204 in which abraham lincoln is a funky and fun-loving bro. part 2 |
| Aug 16 | #203 in which abraham lincoln is a funky and fun-loving bro. part 1 |
| Aug 13 | #202 this is a comic about tying knots, i think. |
| Aug 12 | #201 can you bring some barbecue over to my house though because i will be hungry and will want to eat some of it. |
| Aug 11 | #200 i dream of a society based entirely on magic and oversized vegetables. my god, what a beautiful dream. |
| Aug 10 | #199 life is a competition. i intend to be the winner. |
| Aug 9 | #198 sometimes our needs are urgent and slightly embarrassing. |
| Aug 6 | #197 the future is up to you. |
| Aug 5 | #196 this got dark pretty fast. |
| Aug 4 | #195 old friends meet in a bar by chance. |
| Aug 3 | #194 the things we do out of the kindness of our hearts and the blackness of our souls. |
| Aug 2 | #193 we will never be satisfied. |
| Jul 30 | #192 a story about getting old and dying |
| Jul 29 | #191 white elephant gift of the magi |
| Jul 28 | #190 mouth watering objectification |
| Jul 27 | #189 there are furniture options that are both artsy and money-saving |
| Jul 26 | #188 which explains a few things, if you think about it. |
| Jul 23 | #187 every conversation feels like this conversation. |
| Jul 22 | #186 oh. i wish there was a way to unplug that guy steve with the face tattoo. |
| Jul 21 | #185 a scene from a park where i had my birthday party one year. |
| Jul 20 | #184 i am having a sale today. |
| Jul 19 | #183 our annexation of yr dead world. |
| Jul 16 | #182 man, but i came all the way here for the honeys. |
| Jul 15 | #181 scene from a spy movie i wrote and will star in. |
| Jul 14 | #180 honestly, you are embarrassing yourself and everyone around you. |
| Jul 13 | #179 analogistical. |
| Jul 12 | #178 anti-activism. |
| Jul 9 | #177 continuity. |
| Jul 8 | #176 unimpressive headwear. |
| Jul 7 | #175 aw, dude, that is my mom! |
| Jul 6 | #174 do not believe everything your cat tells you, your cat is a damn liar. |
| Jul 5 | #173 i had a pretty good weekend, though |
| Jul 2 | #172 oh my god wake me up please. |
| Jul 1 | #171 a living (and procreating) language. |
| Jun 30 | #170 let me at least have this, you are such a selfish bro. |
| Jun 29 | #169 do not forget to put on your coat. |
| Jun 28 | #168 i mean if you are still hungry. |
| Jun 25 | #167 i feel like you are giving me a sign. |
| Jun 24 | #166 i think you two are going to “hit it off” or whatever. |
| Jun 23 | #165 the deal of the century (so far) |
| Jun 22 | #164 i want to share these feelings with you, but SOMEBODY will not give us any privacy. |
| Jun 21 | #163 so much more than a way to keep food cold. |
| Jun 18 | #162 a short story about dracula. |
| Jun 17 | #161 shit, i am going to need to build a twenty-foot-tall fence to keep the new neighbors from prying. |
| Jun 16 | #160 huh. i never noticed it before. |
| Jun 15 | #159 bouncy castle ahoy. matey. |
| Jun 14 | #158 what i am saying is you are fired. |
| Jun 11 | #157 dating is really mostly about presentation rather than content. |
| Jun 10 | #156 go away i do not want any of whatever it is you are selling. |
| Jun 9 | #155 give me a hand here. a big foam one. |
| Jun 8 | #154 please wear protection. |
| Jun 7 | #153 yeah, sure, i just forgot my watch. |
| Jun 6 | #152 but…but…but…i just gotta. |
| Jun 5 | #151 so demanding. |
| Jun 4 | #150 goals. |
| Jun 3 | #149 symbiosis |
| Jun 2 | #148 rainy day food. |
| Jun 1 | #147 eating habits. awesome ones. |
| May 31 | #146 realistically, it probably will not be the last. |
| May 30 | #145 our feathered enemies. |
| May 29 | #144 oh how the mighty have fallen |
| May 28 | #143 quite possibly the apex of western culinary design. |
| May 27 | #142 when you are king of america, you can basically do whatever you want. |
| May 26 | #141 just not the one |
| May 25 | #140 it impresses most people. |
| May 24 | #139 we are very good friends who are “chill.” |
| May 23 | #138 it was very realistic. |
| May 22 | #137 life is sort of “cinematic” if you think about it wrong. |
| May 21 | #136 a generic excuse that i made up that you can use if you want. |
| May 20 | #135 doing what draculas do best, i guess. |
| May 19 | #134 throwing the horns every which way. |
| May 18 | #133 you do not have to have any. |
| May 17 | #132 i will always be afraid of girls. even my wife. especially my wife, perhaps. |
| May 16 | #131 desserts can bring friends together or maybe tear them apart. |
| May 15 | #130 tickle-me-elbow |
| May 14 | #129 stare into my beard. |
| May 13 | #128 let us punch a face! |
| May 12 | #127 do not presume to think you are a dracula expert. |
| May 11 | #126 may tuesday smile on you with favor. |
| May 10 | #125 in a perfect world, i could eat a whole shark. |
| May 9 | #124 an f-bomb for sunday. |
| May 8 | #123 hello, saturday. here is a thing for you! |
| May 7 | #122 if i said this to you the first time we met, i am sorry (no i am not) |
| May 5 | #121 hello today, a day that is wednesday. |
| May 4 | #120 i eat pretty much anything i can fit in my mouth. |
| May 3 | #119 how do we get there!? |
| May 2 | #118 um, that is because i am a barbarian? geez. |
| Apr 27 | #117 this has probably happened |
| Apr 26 | #116 this is why i am not allowed to talk to children. |
| Apr 24 | #115 sometimes even dracula needs a “talking to.” |
| Apr 23 | #114 this happened to me in real life. |
| Apr 22 | #113 you’re still on about that? |
| Apr 21 | #112 at least you have that, right? |
| Apr 20 | #111 is this every conversation or just every conversation with me? |
| Apr 14 | #110 um, what are you, twelve? |
| Apr 13 | #109 i have been ironic before, and i think it damaged some friendships and personal belongings. |
| Apr 12 | #108 as close a pair of bros as ever there were. |
| Apr 11 | #107 the key to being liked at parties and other social things. |
| Apr 10 | #106 let us talk some more even though i can tell you are not “into it.” |
| Apr 8 | #105 fresfuckno. |
| Apr 7 | #104 we are looking at a thing |
| Apr 6 | #103 if we are all jubilant, then we have a better chance of defeating the forces of despair and sadness. but we need to stick together, bro. |
| Apr 5 | #102 we will all probably live forever, maybe |
| Apr 4 | #101 learn to manage your anger and make it more productive in the workplace |
| Apr 3 | #100 a very sexy scene based on true events that i imagine have happened somewhere before, probably in los angeles. |
| Apr 2 | #99 rob, 3/4 view |
| Apr 1 | #98 a sad person with rectangles! |
| Mar 31 | #97 unfinished and as-is, this is probably my best work to date, maybe |
| Mar 30 | #96 sometimes the ugly exterior disguises an inner sexiness. not usually, my friend, though. |
| Mar 29 | #95 i am penning a public initiative |
| Mar 28 | #94 what i am doing is indicative of my outward persona |
| Mar 27 | #93 we sleep with purpose and chutzpah and sexy ladies |
| Mar 26 | #92 arboreal confusion |
| Mar 25 | #91 i am here to sell you breakfast options that maybe you hadn’t considered before or were not quite sure of. |
| Mar 24 | #90 i think this will be the first bumper sticker i make. it seems appropriate, considering the disappointing nature of this site and life in general. |
| Mar 23 | #89 in their culture, it is like a promise ring, only more inconvenient, as if there was a thing more inconvenient |
| Mar 22 | #88 ham |
| Mar 21 | #87 everyone is an important robot in my book. anyone want to publish my book about important robots? |
| Mar 20 | #86 z’s are like more flavorful s’s, but they are addictive and bad for you. |
| Mar 19 | #85 i will eat a hotdog maybe, if i feel like it |
| Mar 18 | #84 if you throw a hoedown and i am not invited to it, so help me i will never talk to you again |
| Mar 17 | #83 getting hammered, getting stoned. being intoxicated sounds fucking painful. |
| Mar 16 | #82 a good example of “small talk” |
| Mar 15 | #81 most days the choice, though, is obvious |
| Mar 14 | #80 i wasn’t happy before now. now i am almost happy. |
| Mar 13 | #79 i need to wash some socks. give me some so i can wash them. |
| Mar 12 | #78 i can see you conspiring as we speak. and it is disgusting. |
| Mar 11 | #77 we are hitting it off, i think |
| Mar 10 | #76 grapes make good presents |
| Mar 9 | #75 recyclable statuary |
| Mar 8 | #74 another guessing game, but this one is easier than the last one. |
| Mar 7 | #73 i think my brain is burning. |
| Mar 6 | #72 ugh. |
| Mar 5 | #71 about frank. |
| Mar 4 | #70 not my problem. |
| Mar 3 | #69 what do you think it means? |
| Mar 2 | #68 i think this is what a “personal shopper” is. |
| Mar 1 | #67 a question about my portfolio. |
| Feb 28 | #66 po tay toes |
| Feb 27 | #65 not every comic can contain such scathing cultural satire. |
| Feb 26 | #64 irrational fears. |
| Feb 25 | #63 legume humor. |
| Feb 24 | #62 i hope he is awesome, she thought as she put on her lipstick. |
| Feb 23 | #61 it is pretty nice here most of the year, but the rent is kind of high. |
| Feb 22 | #60 your timepiece faux pas. |
| Feb 21 | #59 i think this is how people in bars talk to each other when i am not there. |
| Feb 20 | #58 huh. i could have sworn. |
| Feb 19 | #57 this makes me imagine a “door-to-door” door salesman, which i like. |
| Feb 18 | #56 mostly like animals. |
| Feb 17 | #55 bread is serious business. |
| Feb 16 | #54 the future is very round, and incorporates copious amounts of cream cheese. |
| Feb 15 | #53 very badass lemmings with “swagger.” |
| Feb 14 | #52 i am a spicy bitch. |
| Feb 13 | #51 bruce springsteen, are you as awesome as i am led to believe? |
| Feb 12 | #50 protective headwear. |
| Feb 11 | #49 time is money, friend. |
| Feb 10 | #48 at least i have some ideas besides “be a dick.” |
| Feb 9 | #47 i am building a thing from scratch. |
| Feb 8 | #46 i feel like i was “duped.” |
| Feb 7 | #45 it is all worth it if you think about it pretty hard. |
| Feb 6 | #44 two tickets to paradise. |
| Feb 5 | #43 one man’s treasure is another man’s disgusting fetish. |
| Feb 4 | #42 one day when it is all over, the whole world will be “chill.” |
| Feb 3 | #41 my medication affects my appetite. |
| Feb 2 | #40 a pushy shoe salesman trying to make his quota. |
| Feb 1 | #39 it is better than it sounds, i think. |
| Jan 31 | #38 i am trying to make things right. |
| Jan 30 | #37 first day on the job. |
| Jan 29 | #36 i will stargaze with you. all naked if you want. |
| Jan 28 | #35 frankenpoo |
| Jan 27 | #34 probably my peak as a comicker |
| Jan 26 | #33 i am in the monkey business and basically have the market cornered. |
| Jan 25 | #32 maybe if you get me drunk, though. |
| Jan 24 | #31 your dog and i are apparently no longer on speaking terms. |
| Jan 23 | #30 i am a disappointment to you, but not to my momma! |
| Jan 22 | #29 um, hate is a little like love, kind of. |
| Jan 21 | #28 i will compare you to whatever i want. |
| Jan 20 | #27 the tooth fairy is kind of a bitch, also. |
| Jan 19 | #26 and so i wish i was allergic to more things. |
| Jan 18 | #25 think sexy thoughts. |
| Jan 17 | #24 and so i came here to talk to you about it, doctor. |
| Jan 16 | #23 it is so dark in here otherwise. |
| Jan 15 | #22 guessing game |
| Jan 14 | #21 no. haha, no. |
| Jan 13 | #20 happiness |
| Jan 12 | #19 um, hey dracula, let’s chill or something! |
| Jan 11 | #18 rodney |
| Jan 10 | #17 she don’t use jelly. but this dood does. |
| Jan 9 | #16 real jazzy shit. |
| Jan 8 | #15 human contact |
| Jan 7 | #14 i am a little disoriented. |
| Jan 6 | #13 regional dishes |
| Jan 5 | #12 we are a good match, haha, yes? |
| Jan 4 | #11 just like i am comicking on you. |
| Jan 3 | #10 a poster from a travel agency that you should not use. |
| Jan 2 | #9 i do not get your jokes because they do not make sense. |
| Jan 1 | #8 i drew this in a meeting! |
