hello!  this comic might be darker than expected, i cannot tell anymore.  the next one will be lighter.  it will either be about baking cookies or about aliens.  i, too, am saddened that it cannot be both.

well, i will see you soon, when i have another comic to show you or something else to show you or if i need your opinion on something or i don’t know, we should just hang out sometime.

-jared

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i can think of at least one hundred reasons you should ride the rollercoaster with me instead of that dipshit, craig.

you guys i am standing...

right. here.

what did i do to make you hate me?

i wish he had a wife. i would have sex with her.

yeah, me too, probably.