UPDATE 8/18/11: Read the post directly underneath this one.

UPDATE FRIDAY 7/22: apologies for the lack of updates this week. turns out i did not have as much time to make comics for you as i thought i would. i will try to make it up to you by doing another long one like monday’s. hope all is well back in the real world. END UPDATE

oh, monday, if only you know what people were saying about you.

so i drew this comic on the airplane ride from san diego to honolulu.  that is why it looks as messy as it does.  the next couple comics i do while i am on this trip will not be as long, and probably not as messy.

i really wanted to write songs on the guitar and drink mai tais in the shade looking at the ocean, but i did not really want my guitar to be cracked and broken going through baggage.  so this evening i bought a ukulele.  i will let you know as the week progresses if i become ’super kick ass’ at it, or if i somehow do not for some reason.  either way, the drinking will be accomplished with ease.

hope you are having a great monday i really do (no matter what anyone says).  i will talk to you later, yes.

-jared

↓ Transcript
one day, craig woke up in the morning and he did not know where he was.

where the christ am i?

it was snowing.

i could swear i lived in southern california.

who built that fucking snowman?

craig?

christine?

if i remember correctly, you were eaten by a dinosaur. that you married.

also where the fuck are we?

also this snowman bleeds more than i expected.

craig, you are a participant in this universe. any control you have is an illusion.

oh.

that makes sense.