friday oh no what have you done!?
i am afraid of time and the implications of traveling through it (or more likely, around it). i certainly do not want to meet me from the future. i do not want to ruin the surprise. but if i know me, and i kind of do, there will not be much of a surprise anyway.
that is all, really. i have to go play the bass guitar in a country folk band in front of strangers and also some people i know. i hope i do not show up in the middle of it and try to kill me.
have a weekend free of the usual self-doubt and apprehension.
-jared
so...
what is this?
i am you from the future.
i suppose you are here to kill me.
it is better for everyone.




Aloha to the future you! I’m hoping to see comics that contain grass skirts, luaus, VOLCANOS, and fancy drinks with umbrellas and pineapple in them…
At least you know if Future You shows up to kill you, there is probably a really good reason for it. Maybe if you wait long enough, you’ll find out why.
You’ll also know that future-you will lose the duel, seeing how there is a future-you to come back and try to kill you.