hello, monday.  i see you are not getting the hint.

so, this comic has satan in it.  my marketing people swore to me that there was an untapped market somewhere that this would appeal to.  those people no longer work for me, nor did they ever.

i will post another comic on wednesday, and then i will post another one on friday.  this is not a ‘holiday placeholder.’  it is just the comic that i made for today.

how has your season been so far?  i think christmas shopping is fun because i do it online and do not have to talk to anybody while i do it and i can do it while eating a sandwich.  it is less fun if you have to go to a store because you forgot one or three people.  most stores require that you wear pants of some sort when you go in them, which is just ridiculous.  this is the 21st century, people!

anyway, i was very busy all weekend, so it is 1am on monday morning as i write this and my brain is falling asleep even though my eyes and fingers are ‘totally on board’ with this whole updating thing.  i hope your monday is great, and hopefully in a way you were not even expecting.

-jared

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hey, satan. why the long face?

i just always get super bummed during the holidays.

people are being all nice and buying each other really cool shit. it totally sucks.

aw, come on, man, you can't think like that! just think about all the retail corporations. they are probably screwing even MORE people out of their money this time of year!

hey, yeah!

thank you, craig! you are my best friend!

happy holidays, my friends!