that is not a real word.  do not use it in public or people will make fun you, and i will not do very much to discourage them.

my psyche is a treacherous, twisty series of tubes, and i find the most crushingly sad aspects of life to be among the funniest.  it is probably a defense mechanism.  i am probably terrified right now and i do not even know it; i am distracted by this ’sir isaac lime’ otter pop.

it is tuesday.  i am going to call it ‘bluesday’ because it fits with the comic, but do not feel pressured to follow suit.  yesterday i meant to spend a lot of time really hammering away at future comic updates and the robot thing, but it just sort of slipped away.  i went to target to get some racquetballs and a first aid kit, and when i came out it was nighttime, pretty much.  i hate when i have a lot to do, and at first it seems doable, but then the time just falls through some unseen cracks in the cosmic floor.  what i am getting at is, if you are the one who took six hours of my day yesterday, now’s your chance to give it back, no questions asked.

okay, well, whatever.  i hope your tuesday kicks asses, but only ones that deserve it.

-jared

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well, son, life is like a rollercoaster. it has ups and downs, but not much of it is actually fun. it starts off kind of slow and continually picks up sped until you are pretty sure it cannot go by any faster, and you could swear you were just waiting in line to get on. then you run out of track and the ride just sort of stops. what i am trying to say is, congratulations, boy, i am proud of you.