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h to the p

November 4th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: doodlecomic

hey!  here is a comic about harry potter!

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the true story that inspired the harry potter franchise

man, i am not feeling anything.

pretty sure that was not real LSD, hermione.

i'm out. this is lame.

...

i am totally fucking flying right now you guys!

omg this bag is bottomless! i can keep all my shit in here!

the wand chooses the wizard...!

oh no! he who must not be named!

you kids live here, right?

└ Tags: bottomless bag, harry potter, hermione, imaginary wand, LSD, mailman, potato chips, push broom, ron, screwdriver, stick
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HELLO SO HERE IS THE EXPLANATION

August 18th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: bloog, excuses, personal life

Let me preface this by saying that this is not a funny post.  Sometimes things just aren’t that funny.

First, I would like to apologize for disappearing without a word.  The people who regularly read this comic deserve better than that.  Here is the truth of the matter:

I started this site to post the stupid doodles I did at work when I was bored.  My depression and that I just kept getting older (without even trying) prompted me to leave my job to pursue my artistic endeavors.  I was lucky enough to be in a position to do that.  Because I already had this site with maybe a hundred “comics” on it already, I chose to do this as my primary focus.  Hindsight is a motherfucker, though, and it took me a full year to realize that I really did not choose the path I was most passionate about.

Now, I do not mean to get too heavy, and I certainly am not fishing for sympathy.  A few months ago, my wife and I decided to get a divorce.  It totally sucks, for sure, but it put a lot of things in perspective.  For one thing, I just was not feeling very funny anymore.  Comic ideas used to occur to me at random throughout the day, but recently it was everything I could do to squeeze ideas out of my largely unresponsive brain.

The last comic I posted, “to kill a snowman,” felt like a good stopping point.  All the existential non sequiturs and absurdism that I more or less accidentally based most of the comics on seemed to be brought to the forefront.  Basically, this last comic felt like I had finished saying what I wanted to say.

I won’t say that I’ll never write another comic for this site, but for now it is on indefinite hiatus.  If at some point I do update it again, and you want to read it, I suggest subscribing to the RSS feed.

Lastly, I would like to thank you, very sincerely, for reading my comic.  It is still amazing to me to think that something I scribbled on a sheet of note paper or on the computer could brighten someone’s day or make them say, “what the hell was that?”

I hope that this post finds you well, and that all your future days are filled with your favorite snack foods and plenty of brightly colored balloons.

-Jared

└ Tags: explanation, the end
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movie review: the social network

March 9th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: bloog, movie review!

the social network is about a guy named jesse eisenberg who invents the concept of being friends with people online instead of in reality.  the movie focuses, more or less, on his ex-bff suing him because he is a dick.  he is helped along the way to total dickdom by justin timberlake, who invented napster, which is where you used to get your music before bittorrent.

the movie is pretty good.  because it was about real people and a real thing that happened, it feels kind of literary.  it starts with jesse eisenberg being dumped and ends with jesse eisenberg being lonely and totally not scoring with rashida jones, which must have felt super lame.  i thought they were going to make jesse eisenhower look like a giant asshole, but they kind of made him look more like someone with borderline personality disorder, which is slightly more sympathetic than being a giant asshole.  he is always saying things to specifically hurt other people’s feelings, then seems surprised when everybody’s feelings are hurt.

my favorite part of this movie was all the shakespeare in love moments where something inspires justin eisenbloom to add some cool new feature to facebook and makes the audience go, “shit, i use that button all the time, how cool to know what screenwriter aaron sorkin thought it might have been inspired by!”

also the movie has some seriously broody twin bros in it with good hair.  they are always saying things like, “he stole our idea!” and “we are meeting the prince of monaco and all we can think about is how much we hate that kid from zombieland!”

as far as i know, the events in this movie are 100% accurate.  i think it might have won an oscar for best documentary.  it was directed by david fincher, who directed the fight club and benjamin’s buttons.

all in all, this movie was pretty good.  it did not have a crappy hollywood romance shoehorned into it, and it ended in a way that made you think, “yes, i assume this is how life works for billionaire geniuses.”  i give it 23 out of 28 pancakes.  that is like 1.642857142857143 thumbs up!

└ Tags: brooding twins, david fincher, Facebook, i do not think i mentioned mark zuckerberg by name in this review even though the movie is about him and so i will mention him here where no one will see it, i saw this movie with my mom over tacos, jesse eisenberg, movie review!, the social network
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another wallpaper, which was almost in time for valentine’s day.

February 15th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: Art, bloog, wallpapers

i made this wallpaper for you using fake felt tip markers. click on the picture, then scroll down.that is where you will find this.

└ Tags: cliff, heart, i am always one day behind the latest trends, robot, wallpapers
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movie review: the king’s speech

February 14th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: bloog, movie review!

i saw this movie tonight and thought i would review it. i am not a professional movie watcher, so forgive me if this is not a very useful review.

the king’s speech is a movie about king george the sixth.  as in VI.  which is confusing because his name was not even george until he became king.  it starred colin firth as the prince who turns into a king, and geoffrey rush as the guy who teaches him how to talk.  it takes place before world war two, which means radio is a pretty big deal, so colin firth needs to learn to talk without stammering.  this is accomplished by making him sing and also by making him mad.

colin firth spends the whole movie looking like he is about to cry, except for a few parts where he is crying.  helena bonham carter plays his wife.  i like her.  guy pearce is also in it.  also, if i have to watch michael gambon die in another movie i swear i will never see another movie about english people ever again.  interesting note: not only was he dumbledore and king george the fifth, but he was also in the blockbuster movie toys about a crazy blonde haired guy named robin williams and his robot sister.

this movie was very good.  if you like a lot of very emotional talking and also like to hear people with funny accents, you should watch this movie.  women will probably see this movie even if they do not like those things because colin firth is in it, and he liked renee zellweger even though she wore funny underpants and spoke with a fake british accent.

i give this movie 24 out of 28 pancakes.  that is like 1.714285714285714 thumbs up.

└ Tags: colin firth, i think there are only about 7 british actors and that is why they are in every movie about british people, king george, the king's speech, underpants, winston churchill was played by that rat guy from harry potter
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i have made wallpapers out of comics

February 14th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: Art, bloog, comics, web site

and i have put a link to them in the top menu bar. i will add more as i am moved to do so. let me know if there is a comic or a panel that you think would make a good wallpaper, and i will see if it is possible to format it in this way. thank you that is all.

└ Tags: in which i make things for the invisible people who live in my computer, wallpapers
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