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 is it a three-pronged pitchfork? is it a trident? it all depends on what you intend to do with it, my boy! #344 coasting

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#344 coasting

February 14th, 2012 | by jmc
Posted In: doodlecomic

hello!  this comic might be darker than expected, i cannot tell anymore.  the next one will be lighter.  it will either be about baking cookies or about aliens.  i, too, am saddened that it cannot be both.

well, i will see you soon, when i have another comic to show you or something else to show you or if i need your opinion on something or i don’t know, we should just hang out sometime.

-jared

↓ Transcript
i can think of at least one hundred reasons you should ride the rollercoaster with me instead of that dipshit, craig.

you guys i am standing...

right. here.

what did i do to make you hate me?

i wish he had a wife. i would have sex with her.

yeah, me too, probably.

└ Tags: adultery, craig, mean, pitchfork, robot, rollercoaster, satan
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update, 7 feb 2012

February 7th, 2012 | by jmc
Posted In: bloog, music, status update

hello, my friends!  what a crazy world this is.  i have a couple pancakes in the oven.  if you know what i mean.  perhaps you do not.  that is okay.  there will be some new comics.  also i have a reinvigorated interest in telling my robot story somehow.  more as that develops.

i have been making music, playing shows around san diego.  some of my music is strange and goofy like this comic; some of it is sad and pretty.  some of it does not fall into either of those narrow categories.  the first record, entitled forgive me i am very drunk. can be found here.  it is not indicative of the style or content of future recordings, but none of the things i do really represent much of what i do.  the name of my musical project is the mighty sun.  it is named after this comic.

i will probably be merging my projects pretty soon.  not sure which url will be the one that redirects.  my goal is to have one web site with comics, music, some videos, and a bunch of super awesome people like you who make me want to make things and put them on the internet.

email me by using the contact link above if you want a free download code for a sad song about time travel that otherwise won’t be released until much later this year.  only other way to get it is to see me play live.

thank you to everyone who still visits this site or has subscribed.  you will see a lot more of me in 2012 than you did in 2011, i reckon.

-jared

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rather personal addendum for readers who want to know about my life:

i always kind of felt like one needed to maintain an element of mystique when making art on the internet.  like if you knew too much about the creator, it would lose some of its power.  but fuck that.  i am who i am.  i wear my heart on my sleeve in my offline life, and i no longer feel inclined to act like someone else online.  i hope that is okay with you.  that is just the way it is now.

when i stopped writing the comic last year, i was in a strange place.  i was in the middle of a divorce that had been looming for years.  we weren’t in a horrible place or anything, just stagnant.  we weren’t really in love anymore, but that is a terrible thing to have to admit to yourself.  i was not feeling funny.  i was not feeling light.  i just wanted to roll up my sleeves and get to work.  make myself awesome again.

that is not really what i did.  i fucked around with some music.  i smoked a lot of weed.  i really had not been single since i was 17 years old.  i felt like the basic outline of a person, not even a rough draft.  but i set some deadlines.  i finished my first record in 9 years.  i recorded and produced a record for my good friend.  i played a few really awesome shows.

and at some point, all my swirling doubts, all my jumbled beliefs and misguided notions, they all just assembled.  all the parts of me came together like goddam voltron.  i suddenly realized that the life i had always wanted to live, the ridiculous-musician-with-no-worries kind of life…was the life i was already living.  it sounds kind of pathetic, but i never knew if anything i ever did was any good; it was always clouded by some terrible shroud of doubt in my head.  but to suddenly have that shroud torn away, revealing the freedom and wonder of the universe once more… to be honest, it is humbling.  it is magnificent.

long story short, i may not have the time to do as many comics as i was doing, or honestly to even adhere to a rigid schedule at all, but i find myself in a stage of my life i have never known: happiness.  and with that happiness comes a lot of ideas and the eagerness to share those ideas.  so bear with me as i tame my enthusiasm.  2012 is going to be the best year of my life, and i want very much to share it with you.

└ Tags: comics, forgive me i am very drunk, music, news, quantum decoherence, the mighty sun, this robotic life., update
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movie review: the social network

March 9th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: bloog, movie review!

the social network is about a guy named jesse eisenberg who invents the concept of being friends with people online instead of in reality.  the movie focuses, more or less, on his ex-bff suing him because he is a dick.  he is helped along the way to total dickdom by justin timberlake, who invented napster, which is where you used to get your music before bittorrent.

the movie is pretty good.  because it was about real people and a real thing that happened, it feels kind of literary.  it starts with jesse eisenberg being dumped and ends with jesse eisenberg being lonely and totally not scoring with rashida jones, which must have felt super lame.  i thought they were going to make jesse eisenhower look like a giant asshole, but they kind of made him look more like someone with borderline personality disorder, which is slightly more sympathetic than being a giant asshole.  he is always saying things to specifically hurt other people’s feelings, then seems surprised when everybody’s feelings are hurt.

my favorite part of this movie was all the shakespeare in love moments where something inspires justin eisenbloom to add some cool new feature to facebook and makes the audience go, “shit, i use that button all the time, how cool to know what screenwriter aaron sorkin thought it might have been inspired by!”

also the movie has some seriously broody twin bros in it with good hair.  they are always saying things like, “he stole our idea!” and “we are meeting the prince of monaco and all we can think about is how much we hate that kid from zombieland!”

as far as i know, the events in this movie are 100% accurate.  i think it might have won an oscar for best documentary.  it was directed by david fincher, who directed the fight club and benjamin’s buttons.

all in all, this movie was pretty good.  it did not have a crappy hollywood romance shoehorned into it, and it ended in a way that made you think, “yes, i assume this is how life works for billionaire geniuses.”  i give it 23 out of 28 pancakes.  that is like 1.642857142857143 thumbs up!

└ Tags: brooding twins, david fincher, Facebook, i do not think i mentioned mark zuckerberg by name in this review even though the movie is about him and so i will mention him here where no one will see it, i saw this movie with my mom over tacos, jesse eisenberg, movie review!, the social network
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another wallpaper, which was almost in time for valentine’s day.

February 15th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: Art, bloog, wallpapers

i made this wallpaper for you using fake felt tip markers. click on the picture, then scroll down.that is where you will find this.

└ Tags: cliff, heart, i am always one day behind the latest trends, robot, wallpapers
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movie review: the king’s speech

February 14th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: bloog, movie review!

i saw this movie tonight and thought i would review it. i am not a professional movie watcher, so forgive me if this is not a very useful review.

the king’s speech is a movie about king george the sixth.  as in VI.  which is confusing because his name was not even george until he became king.  it starred colin firth as the prince who turns into a king, and geoffrey rush as the guy who teaches him how to talk.  it takes place before world war two, which means radio is a pretty big deal, so colin firth needs to learn to talk without stammering.  this is accomplished by making him sing and also by making him mad.

colin firth spends the whole movie looking like he is about to cry, except for a few parts where he is crying.  helena bonham carter plays his wife.  i like her.  guy pearce is also in it.  also, if i have to watch michael gambon die in another movie i swear i will never see another movie about english people ever again.  interesting note: not only was he dumbledore and king george the fifth, but he was also in the blockbuster movie toys about a crazy blonde haired guy named robin williams and his robot sister.

this movie was very good.  if you like a lot of very emotional talking and also like to hear people with funny accents, you should watch this movie.  women will probably see this movie even if they do not like those things because colin firth is in it, and he liked renee zellweger even though she wore funny underpants and spoke with a fake british accent.

i give this movie 24 out of 28 pancakes.  that is like 1.714285714285714 thumbs up.

└ Tags: colin firth, i think there are only about 7 british actors and that is why they are in every movie about british people, king george, the king's speech, underpants, winston churchill was played by that rat guy from harry potter
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i have made wallpapers out of comics

February 14th, 2011 | by jmc
Posted In: Art, bloog, comics, web site

and i have put a link to them in the top menu bar. i will add more as i am moved to do so. let me know if there is a comic or a panel that you think would make a good wallpaper, and i will see if it is possible to format it in this way. thank you that is all.

└ Tags: in which i make things for the invisible people who live in my computer, wallpapers
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